So there I was watching RAW last night, minding my own business, dealing with the pain from a severely pinched nerve in my neck that I apparently got from watching TV in bed with my head bent up at a weird angle (that's right, there's a new "Baddest Man on the Planet") and this happened on my screen...
In my mouth, throw up a little I did.
Yes, the real and true underlying reason for this ripped-from-TNA storyline became brutally apparent last night. The transformation of real life (allegedly, but come on!) couple, John Cena and AJ Lee, into a storyline couple.
This is why we've been suffering through a giant time-suck angle that's made no sense. AJ was already fired as GM and re-hired as a wrestler. For weeks now, there've been no consequences, one way or the other, for her or Cena if Vickie was somehow able to prove their affair. Vickie's entire plot has been to...accuse Cena and AJ of seeing each other as boyfriend and girlfriend! ADMIT IT! THE TWO OF YOU ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, quite diabolical. But now it's become so clear. Just when I thought nothing could ever nauseate me as much as Ryback's oozing eyeball...
When something like this happens, the parent in me kicks in. "AJ, it's not that I'm mad at you. I'm just...disappointed." You know, one could easily assume that AJ (allegedly) hooked up with Cena to raise her stock, but I think the flip-side of that is even more interesting. Cena hooking up with AJ just might be the best thing he could do for his stock. That is, if he doesn't first get buried under an even louder chorus of boos from all the men who will now resent him more for landing AJ. Plus, will this new love connection hurt AJ with the men too? I understand that TV shippers also have their place in wrestling, but with their passionate obsession comes some drawbacks. It might seem like a new era Savage-Elizabeth power couple makes sense, but in reality it might make all the haters hate more and the lovers love less. Welcome to the checks and balances of the Tumblr crowd.
So the story now will be that Vickie inadvertently drove Cena and AJ into each others arms. And now Cena and AJ are prime to team with one another against Ziggler and Tamina. But...that was a long kiss though. I mean, really. Excessive amount of salt in a desperately gaping wound. It looked like Devastator was crushing a kitten. And you'd think that Vickie would have nothing to cackle about now but then, a few minutes later, she was all like "What's that AJ? Are you going to deny that it was you out there playing tonsil-hockey with John Cena on live TV? Hahahahahaha!" Why is that a dig? Where was the insult in that? Aside from the fact that the sight might have flash-burned a painful ultraviolet canal through more than a few corneas. Don't stare directly into the eclipse, kiddies.
Man, and then came the part where Cena "Nash"d his leg while chasing after Ziggler. Just tore up his knee by planting his high-top wrong. Causing them to have to actually go back and shoot some backstage segments, that are usually all taped before the show goes live, to explain it. AJ even charged into the man's locker room, making the "#AJALL" the closest it's ever been to being wretchedly real. Cena will now be in the feud with Ziggler that was originally set for Survivor Series, before they shuffled the card around.
Survivor Series, Punk and Heyman, Ryback and more on page 2...
Source : ign[dot]com
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